January 2011
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Bill Gates went to a restaurant & paid a $2 tip.
Waiter: Yesterday, your son gave a $100 tip and you are giving only $2?
Bill Gates: He's a son of a billionaire. I'm a son of a farmer.
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Napagod ka ba kakahabol?
ethanolic: pilosopogyno: Kaya mo nga siya hinabol kasi lumalayo siya eh. Bakit ka kasi tumatakbo pag hinahabol siya? Try mo kayang sumakay para di ka mapagod.  habulan ba? haha
Jan 29th
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knock knock
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Beer, Sting, RedHorse, Cobra Energy, SanMigLight Who!? I wanna be a BEERionare so freaking bad, buying all the STING i never had, I wanna be on the cover of REDHORSE magazine, smilling next to COBRA ENERGY, Oh everytime i close my eyes, I see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT :D
Jan 29th
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disturbedlights asked: bat gisng kpa?
Jan 29th
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A must-read. :)
Priest: Next sunday, I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want all of you to read Mark Chapter 17...
*The following Sunday...
Priest: How many of you have read Mark Chapter 17?
Almost every hand went up except for a guy who was dressed like a gangster member.
Priest: Why my son didn't you read what I told you?
Guy: Well, I can`t find the 17th chapter...
Priest: (smiled) Mark has only 16 chapters.
Let's now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying...
Jan 29th
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Nakakamiss ung mga tao sa tumblr
Naalala ko dati, matino pa ung mga posts ng tao dito sa tumblr. Walang hate, puro thoughts lng. Minsan may reblogs, pero ok lng hindi flood. Nagrereblog ng posts nila, ok lng hindi flood. Wala akong pinapatamaan or something ha. Kasi last time,  I had a talk with my tumblr friends, then na-open ung topic na “hindi na active si ganito, si ganun” then nagkabigayan na ng sariling...
Jan 29th
Commonly Mispronounced words in the Philippines
silverhorns: nickastig: 1. vitae - should be pronounced as vee-tie ( the way we pronounce the “tie” in necktie); the first syllable should be lengthened. 2. mango - should be pronounced as maeng-go ( To pronounce “ae” , drop your jaw as if to say A, then from that position, try to say EH. It is close to the sound that a goat  makes: ma-a-a-ah! Your jaw should be lowered (mouth wide open);...
Jan 29th
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A Mother's Journey
heyjeepster: kaiiheartsyou: awarewolves: Note: I’ve come across this beautiful set of photographs sometime last year, and I see it fit to share it with you as we mourn for our own loved ones and all the others who already passed away. Let us altogether offer this day of prayer to the souls of our dead, both eternally remembered and also those who are neglected and forgotten. ...
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WE FEAR REJECTION. WE CRAVE ATTENTION. WE SEEK...
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NSTP service
Kanina nag-atten ako ng nstp service namin. Late na ako siyempre. But then nung nakita ko ung mga bata, naelibs ako kasi gusto nilang matuto. And ang program namin is to teach them how to write and to read. May mga batang makulit, may mga bata din na mabait. Pero kahit na makukulit sila, nakakatats ung feeling na natutulungan mo silang matuto. Dahil hindi lahat ng bata sa Pilipinas ay nabibigyan...
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"Tino ang dapat titihin?"
Girl: GINAMIT MO LANG AKO WALANGHIYA KA!!! P#@%#$^$&^! Anong kasalanan ko sa'yo at nagawa mo sa akin to?!
Boy: Sabi mo kasi sakin nun sa text: "Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop. BAGAY TAYO! BAGAAAY!"
Jan 27th
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RF : Malakas akong kumain pero hindi ako tumataba.
hahahaha
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27. Latin phrases I would like to be tattooed on...
ethanolic: kidaokagee: Vita sine libris mors est - Life without books is death. Interfice errorem, diligere errantem - Kill the sin, love the sinner. Vivere disce, cogita mori - Learn to live; Remember death. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero - Seize the day, trust as little as possible in tomorrow.  Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for the war. I don’t want...
Jan 27th
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Killing me won't make you cooler than me.
Jan 26th
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That awkward moment when your classmates are...
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Jan 26th
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Pizza Planet Truck
libofdistraction: Toy Story: Toy Story 2: Toy Story 3: Bugs Life: Monsters Inc: Finding Nemo: Cars: Ratatouille: WALL-E: UP:
Jan 26th
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Tekken6 tournament tomorrow.
Goodluck to me! kailangan manalo ako.
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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ON FRIENDSHIP LABELS.
amateurdreamer: Is it really important to have a label or name sa pagkakaibigan niyo? I mean what’s the use of putting labels and name on your friendship kung ang importante naman talaga is yung kayo diba? Parang sa amin sa Tumblrkada. Oo noon, we have this name na Tumblrkada pero habang tumatagal, inalis na namin ‘yun. We are friends and we believed na hindi na namin kailangan ng kahit ano pang...
Jan 23rd
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The Amateur Dreamer.: ON FRIENDSHIP LABELS. →
amateurdreamer: Is it really important to have a label or name sa pagkakaibigan niyo? I mean what’s the use of putting labels and name on your friendship kung ang importante naman talaga is yung kayo diba? Parang sa amin sa Tumblrkada. Oo noon, we have this name na Tumblrkada pero habang tumatagal, inalis na…
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